Jamie: "No way. No you didn't!"

Harper: "Yes. I did. All of it."

Jamie: "He didn't know?"

Harper: "Nope."

Jamie: "Even while he was--"

Michelle: "What are you two talking about?"

Jamie: "Trevor fucked Harper!"

Harper: "Hey! Keep it down, would you? No one can know."

Michelle: "Jesus. Is that true?"

 Harper: "Yes. Last night. I tricked him into--"

Michelle: "Yuck. Like in your ass?"

Jamie "Where else could he get fucked?"

Harper: "No. It's not like--I mean he didn't--"

Michelle: "Fuck you?"

Harper: "Yes. I mean no. I tricked him into--"

Michelle: "How didn't he know who you were?"

Harper: "I was very careful, OK?"

Jamie: "Did you let him finished inside you?"

Michelle: "Oh my God. Did you?"

Harper: "No! He pulled out."

Michelle: "He pulled out?"

Harper: "Yeah."

Michelle: "Jesus. Tell me you told him to pull out. You made him, right?"

Harper: "I didn't think of it at the time."

Jamie: "Yikes."

Michelle: "Holy fuck!"

Harper: "What?"

Michelle: "You let him blow it all on your face, didn't you?"

Jamie: "Couldn't you have had him just, like, go on top of your butt or something?"

Harper: "Well. I didn't think of it at the time. Some landed on my tongue. I think he was aiming for meant for that, but most of it arched onto my face."

Michelle: "You got to be kidding me."

Harper: "I thought it would be worth it after--"

Michelle: "What would make that worth it?"

Harper: "Cut me a break, will ya? Like neither of you ever took it in the butt."

Jamie: "Nope."

Michelle: "Never. Beside, we are girls. We have had boyfriends."

Jamie: "Shh. Here comes Trevor now."

Harper: "Shit."

Michelle: "Hey, Trevor. Have a good weekend?"

Trevor: "Fuck off, losers."

Harper: "Fuck you, Michelle."